February 2012
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"I got a note that says 'Come to the auditorium...
IF YOU EVER WANT TO GET ME TO GO SOMEWHERE THIS WOULD BE A SMART TACTIC
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– Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.” (via mamaatheist)
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I don't think I've ever eaten a Hormel product in...
I have to buy ALL THE HORMEL now!!!
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Yeah I definitely want to do The Artist. Oh no but Molly if There’s...
– Tilda Swinton and Jack Black star in the Farrelly Bros new tragicomedy THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT KEVIN
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I think I'm in love with Bruno Mars
DON’T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT
His mugshot is so damn cute
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People were really mad about that Ferris Bueller...
but when you think about it, were they more angry because it “ruined” something “sacred” to them, or because Matthew Broderick, who was extraordinary in 1986, playing an extraordinary character, grew up to seem a little, uh… boring?
Ferris Bueller spontaneously performed “Twist and Shout” in the middle of a parade in Chicago. He hacked his school’s...
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Priorities
Me: This is the worst moment of my life.
Mom: No, Molly. The worst moment of your life was when Jamie Foxx won the Oscar over Leonardo DiCaprio. You'll be fine.
Me: Oh my god you're so right... THAT WAS SO MUCH WORSE THAN THIS.
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Did anyone else cry during the Brotherhood of Man...
Was that just me?
I JUST LOVE NBC SO MUCH
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I'm sorry about this Lana del Post in advance
but I just have things to say about Lana del Rey (SURPRISE SURPRISE)
There’s something about the fragility that Lana displays in her live performances, that, no matter how similar she sounds to her recordings (which is remarkably), she’s gonna get killed.
But, I have to say, there’s a strange, plastic-y, feverish quality to both Video Games and especially Blue Jeans that I SO...
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Guy: You can't defend that!
Me: First of all, Mark Sanchez was "SEEING" a seventeen year old and this was over a year ago, so I'm assuming she's eighteen now.
Guy: No, I'm a Jets fan, and I can't defend that.
Me: I will literally defend EVERYTHING Mark Sanchez does besides being a terrible quarterback. I will not defend that. He's an awful quarterback.
Guy: Well have fun losing to the Giants again this weekend.
Me: Oh. That's cute.
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January 2012
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