February 2011
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January 2011
I stand by my claim that the "speaking Italian"...
Mar-gah-RET-ti! 
Jan 31st
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Not one Congressperson from MA has touched the No...
Sometimes I really fucking love being from Massachusetts.  The bluest state in the Union, a beacon of hope for women who would rather you not tell her that because she’s not covered in bruises, she wasn’t technically raped. 
Jan 31st
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“I just admire Monica Lewinsky for her accomplishments, that’s all.”
– You can quote me on that. 
Jan 31st
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It's shocking to me how much hotter real life,...
Lookin’ fiiiiiiine in the all black, bb. 
Jan 31st
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“‘Sometimes in those situations you just gotta back up,’ Kobe says....”
– Sometimes NBA games get me a little riled up, borderline offensive joke wise. I’m pretty proud of that one though. 
Jan 30th
Listenchiricupa: Bruce Springsteen - I Want You (B....
Jan 30th
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Not that we didn't already suspect it, but after...
YOUR MOVE, DOUBTERS.  But seriously, Jesse playing a bro in the Herb Welch sketch might be the hottest thing of all time.  Pretty great episode over all too! Mr. Wizard was HI-larious.  [Also: HIS BONE STRUCTURE OMG]
Jan 30th
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Romeo + Juliet
me: awwwwwwwwwww SHIT
me: is mercutio about to straight DIE?
colleen: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT
Jan 29th
wtfitsjared: The youth of Cairo have formed a human shield around the National Museum of Cairo to prevent any kind of looting or vandalism. This is no riot, it’s a revolution.
Jan 28th
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TO DO:
Catch up on Jersey Shore Shower get Pinkberry other things PRIORITIES 
Jan 28th
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Secretly am still obsessed with Coldplay
WHATEVA 
Jan 28th
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I know, nobody knows, where it comes or where it...
You know, people have been ragging on American Idol for a while about Steven Tyler being one of their judges, but listen to Dream On again, man. The vocals are like, ASTOUNDING. It kicks a lot of ass.
Jan 28th
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This episode of 30 Rock is depressingly bad.
That’s all.  Edited to add:  NOTABLE EXCEPTION: APPEARANCE OF DENNIS THE BEEPER KING  Also edited to add: One more exception: that Mel Gibson joke. Real life Slow Clap.  
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Why does Chris Nolan have such a problem creating...
Someone help me. I’m not even kidding.  And I know this has been brought up before, but I’m just thinking about it more now. Because the more I think about it, the more I have trouble believing that living/pre-subconscious Mal could have been anything but a huge pain in the ass like she comes across in the movie. Then again, maybe Marion Cotillard was just driving me crazy.  In all...
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Winter's Bone
More like WINTER’S BORE, amirite?  No seriously, I was really fucking bored during that movie. Thank god for John Hawkes.  Also the Academy really needs to get over it’s boner for the Coen Bros. Jeff Bridges gave a better performance than Ryan Gosling? Jeff Bridges didn’t even give a better performance than Mark Wahlberg. Pay the fuck attention, y’all.  ALSO: Black Swan...
Jan 25th
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NO ANDREW GARFIELD ACADEMY? GET THE FUCK OUT
But YAYAYAYAYAY Michelle!!!  And YAYAYAY John Hawkes!!!  And a BILLION YAYs for David O. Russell. Boooooo for no Chris Nolan. The fucking Coen Bros. can suck it. 
Jan 25th
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People make mistakes, holding to their own Thinking they’re alone  Honor their mistakes,  Fight for their mistakes,  Everybody makes one another’s terrible mistakes Witches can be right, Giants can be good.  You decide what’s right, you decide what’s good
Jan 25th
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In no order-- The Ten:
The Social Network Black Swan The Fighter Inception  True Grit The King’s Speech  127 Hours Toy Story 3 The Kids Are All Right  The tenth spot will be between Winter’s Bone and The Town, but I say the down on his luck actor turned critical darling director AND actor takes it over the gritty indie with a slight advantage. There’s always a chance that 127 Hours isn’t as safe...
Jan 25th
“Michelle, I want to set you on fire. I hate you so much.”
– Katie and I are watching The Bachelor. 
Jan 25th
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