February 2011
January 2011
I stand by my claim that the "speaking Italian"...
Mar-gah-RET-ti!
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Not one Congressperson from MA has touched the No...
Sometimes I really fucking love being from Massachusetts.
The bluest state in the Union, a beacon of hope for women who would rather you not tell her that because she’s not covered in bruises, she wasn’t technically raped.
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I just admire Monica Lewinsky for her accomplishments, that’s all.
– You can quote me on that.
It's shocking to me how much hotter real life,...
Lookin’ fiiiiiiine in the all black, bb.
‘Sometimes in those situations you just gotta back up,’ Kobe says....
– Sometimes NBA games get me a little riled up, borderline offensive joke wise. I’m pretty proud of that one though.
Not that we didn't already suspect it, but after...
YOUR MOVE, DOUBTERS.
But seriously, Jesse playing a bro in the Herb Welch sketch might be the hottest thing of all time.
Pretty great episode over all too! Mr. Wizard was HI-larious.
[Also: HIS BONE STRUCTURE OMG]
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Romeo + Juliet
me: awwwwwwwwwww SHIT
me: is mercutio about to straight DIE?
colleen: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT
wtfitsjared:
The youth of Cairo have formed a human shield around the National Museum of Cairo to prevent any kind of looting or vandalism.
This is no riot, it’s a revolution.
TO DO:
Catch up on Jersey Shore
Shower
get Pinkberry
other things
PRIORITIES
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Secretly am still obsessed with Coldplay
WHATEVA
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I know, nobody knows, where it comes or where it...
You know, people have been ragging on American Idol for a while about Steven Tyler being one of their judges, but listen to Dream On again, man. The vocals are like, ASTOUNDING.
It kicks a lot of ass.
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This episode of 30 Rock is depressingly bad.
That’s all.
Edited to add: NOTABLE EXCEPTION: APPEARANCE OF DENNIS THE BEEPER KING
Also edited to add: One more exception: that Mel Gibson joke. Real life Slow Clap.
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Why does Chris Nolan have such a problem creating...
Someone help me. I’m not even kidding.
And I know this has been brought up before, but I’m just thinking about it more now. Because the more I think about it, the more I have trouble believing that living/pre-subconscious Mal could have been anything but a huge pain in the ass like she comes across in the movie. Then again, maybe Marion Cotillard was just driving me crazy.
In all...
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Winter's Bone
More like WINTER’S BORE, amirite?
No seriously, I was really fucking bored during that movie. Thank god for John Hawkes.
Also the Academy really needs to get over it’s boner for the Coen Bros. Jeff Bridges gave a better performance than Ryan Gosling? Jeff Bridges didn’t even give a better performance than Mark Wahlberg. Pay the fuck attention, y’all.
ALSO: Black Swan...
NO ANDREW GARFIELD ACADEMY? GET THE FUCK OUT
But YAYAYAYAYAY Michelle!!!
And YAYAYAY John Hawkes!!!
And a BILLION YAYs for David O. Russell. Boooooo for no Chris Nolan. The fucking Coen Bros. can suck it.
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People make mistakes, holding to their own Thinking they’re alone
Honor their mistakes, Fight for their mistakes, Everybody makes one another’s terrible mistakes
Witches can be right, Giants can be good.
You decide what’s right, you decide what’s good
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In no order-- The Ten:
The Social Network Black Swan The Fighter Inception True Grit The King’s Speech 127 Hours Toy Story 3 The Kids Are All Right
The tenth spot will be between Winter’s Bone and The Town, but I say the down on his luck actor turned critical darling director AND actor takes it over the gritty indie with a slight advantage. There’s always a chance that 127 Hours isn’t as safe...
Michelle, I want to set you on fire. I hate you so much.
– Katie and I are watching The Bachelor.
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