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Mar 1st

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JUST A TIP

If we’re discussing a piece written by Whoopi Goldberg in class that’s about how she realized growing up that in the universes of most of the movies she was seeing, black people “didn’t exist,” PLEASE don’t say things like “Well why should I have to read this as a white male?” YOU ARE AN IDIOT

Mar 1st

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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“The screenplay is the most magnificent one that I’ve ever read but I...”

– Remember when Sean Penn said this about Tree of Life and I laughed to myself, “Oh Sean, you stodgy bastard!” and then I saw the movie and I laughed to myself, “You are right! This film is devoid of emotion!” In conclusion, my Sean Penn thing is still a thing.

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Probably my favorite part of the Oscars (besides Will and Zach) was during the preshow when Ryan Seacrest said “Jessica Chastain’s right here… we haven’t met yet!” She ran over and he said “I’m Ryan,” to which she replied, shaking his hand excitedly, “I’M JESSICA CHASTAIN!” MARRY ME!

Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Here are things that I would have liked:

Young Adult EVERYWHERE! Charlize winning ALL OF THE AWARDS! Beginners getting like, a bunch of other nominations (but HOLLA @ CAPTAIN VON TRAPP) FASSBENDER Drive things Moneyball winning ANYTHING (ADAPTED SCREENPLAY THOUGH) Win Win, you guys. Win. Win. Shailene Woodley! Surprisingly though, I’m pretty okay with how the night went. I was underwhelmed with 2011 in general, so it...

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 26th

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“I said something to my son today I never thought I’d say. I said,...”

– Today I found out that my friend David lives with a Gummer.

Feb 26th

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Captain von Trapp 4-EVA

Me: I also just really resent Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close because Max von Sydow cannot win.
Mom: Yeah. If Max von Sydow wins over Christopher Plummer, someone's gonna die. 
Me: ... probably one of them... That's not funny.

Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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From here til Sunday all of my posts will be Oscar...

EXPECT A LOT OF COMPLAINING

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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"I got a note that says 'Come to the auditorium...

IF YOU EVER WANT TO GET ME TO GO SOMEWHERE THIS WOULD BE A SMART TACTIC

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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“No.”

– Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.” (via mamaatheist)

Feb 21st

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