Two days

Guy: You can't defend that!

Me: First of all, Mark Sanchez was "SEEING" a seventeen year old and this was over a year ago, so I'm assuming she's eighteen now.

Guy: No, I'm a Jets fan, and I can't defend that.

Me: I will literally defend EVERYTHING Mark Sanchez does besides being a terrible quarterback. I will not defend that. He's an awful quarterback.

Guy: Well have fun losing to the Giants again this weekend.

Me: Oh. That's cute.