I’m sorry about this Lana del Post in advance

but I just have things to say about Lana del Rey (SURPRISE SURPRISE) 

There’s something about the fragility that Lana displays in her live performances, that, no matter how similar she sounds to her recordings (which is remarkably), she’s gonna get killed. 

But, I have to say, there’s a strange, plastic-y, feverish quality to both Video Games and especially Blue Jeans that I SO get. The “I will love you till the end of time”s in Blue Jeans are so loaded they make me sick to my stomach. I just care and I just get it. SHE GETS IT OKAY? 

Also, winning forever with any line that says “Gimme them gold coins, gimme them coins.” 

Again, I’m sorry about this. I just Have An Opinion about Lana del Rey. Because I am a person and that’s what we’re required to do these days.